Need To Hire A Freelance Web Designer Near Lake Zurich?

Websites, Apps, Videos, Marketing...

And more!

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Immediate phone consultations from 11 AM - 3 PM Sun-Thu, unless on the line with someone else.

All other inquiries (email, contact form) are monitored 9 AM - 8 PM Sun-Fri. We can setup a phone consultation between these hours too.

Note that hiring me is subject to my terms of service. Here's how to contact me:

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I'm Kevin by the way, the guy throughout the video above.

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Services

Custom web design

Your business is unique, so your digital storefront shouldn't look like a carbon copy of your competitors. Being custom ensures that every visual element—from typography to layout—is meticulously aligned with your specific brand "voice".

By moving away from restrictive templates, I can create a professional first impression that builds immediate credibility and makes your brand impossible to ignore. Like the custom JavaScript Matrix style animation up top, or the CSS and SVG animations on this site.

Just hover your mouse over the navigation buttons up top, or share buttons below for the glitch effect (you'll need a mouse).

But if you wish, I can also re-design your website as well.

Built to convert

A beautiful site is a vanity project if it doesn't convert visitors into leads or sales.

I can build your site around the specific psychological triggers and user behaviors of your target audience, strategically placing calls-to-action to maximize your ROI. Every pixel is engineered to guide the user toward a purchase or inquiry, turning your website into your most effective 24/7 salesperson.

Ecommerce sites are specifically made with those principles in mind.

For any platform

Tools like WordPress, or Webflow, or Shopify, or Squarespace, or Wix all have their place, but they're not for everyone. You're often at the mercy of their subscription fees nickel and diming you everywhere, or become subject to slow or ugly themes.

Some of those are better than the rest, and they are cheaper to get set up, but with a custom-coded site: you own your website entirely. It also costs less per month to run.

This eliminates the fear of your site "breaking" during a forced third-party update, or being kicked off because someone at the company didn't like something you said. But with with a custom coded website or full stack web development solution: they're powerless to do anything against you. Same with custom software development.

Drive growth

Websites need SEO, and if you need to drive sales: you need ads.

Ask me about it, and I’ll gladly show you an example of how I was forced to start over from nothing, and still have 4x profits for an extremely saturated niche that I’ve been selling in since about 2010. All with 0 reviews, 0 following, etc.

I won, even when up against the giants I helped to build. This often requires video production, and marketing consultation, as well as tailored branding. Ask, and I'll prove it.

Terms of service

IMPORTANT: everything below is subject to payments being made on time, with prompt communication. We will establish those details once we come to an agreement. Also note that I am verified on LinkedIn, so my name is real (but I never use LinkedIn, I hate it)... And here is a recent video of me for more proof, at a site where I sell kefir grains, in case we meet in person for any of this... I can do my services remotely or in person, depending on what you need (scroll down to "Services"). If something is NOT in our agreement (via contract or email), then it isn't included in my services. So be clear with what you need, because I only charge based on the specific services you ask for. Anything beyond that may increase the price, but if it's super small and within the scope anyway, then I'm okay without doing that.

What you get: everything you paid for, on time, on budget, with no hidden costs, or else your money back, or finished at my own expense. Updates to completion every 3-7 days are included, but bigger projects will establish different times through our email, or contract.

Contract vs. Email: everything is subject to your project requirements, but HUGE projects usually require a small contract in plain English. A typical contract for a large project is about 2-5 pages, but small projects like a basic website can be done through an agreement by email (no fancy contract). It all depends on what you want, but you must pay in milestones as I describe below.

Payment milestones: there are usually 2-3 milestones where you pay. They're usually done in 1/2's or 1/3's of the total project price: first to start, second on first draft, and third upon completing everything in our agreement.

Payment types: I accept Cash in USD, Zelle, Credit, Debit, Check, Money Order, Gold, Silver, and Cryptocurrency (see bottom of every page, certain ones subject to approval).

Discounts: you get 5% off if you pay with Cash, Gold, or Silver. All others are 5% more. If you want the discount, we'll meet at a local library room or something similar, and I'll give you a receipt as proof of payment. Although if you do Gold or Silver, I will want to test them first in front of you via sound, weight, and shape.

Time to start: physical payment methods also get me to start the project immediately. Anything else may have a hold until the payment clears (usually 3-7 days).

Time to complete: you will get this in our agreement (contract or email), but a basic website is usually done within 2 weeks or less, subject to your requirements. HUGE projects with lots of custom programming, heavy graphics, etc. can all take much longer.

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