Joke factory for sick people
Created by: bbb on March 19, 2019, 12:38 p.m. Ends: Aug. 23, 2050, 12:26 p.m. Raised: $2,000.00 / $500,000,000.00 Percentage complete: 0.0004 % RSS 2 feed Atom 1 feed
Hi, my name is Bill Gates
Today, I’ll teach you how to count to ten:
1
2
3
95
98
NT
2000
XP
Vista
7
8
10!
bbb
March 19, 2019, 12:38 p.m.
Updated: March 19, 2019, 12:38 p.m.Shout out for Tylerfkn1!
As Tyler lay in his 2-man bed after a long day of working at McDonald's, he looked over to the empty side and silently wished to himself that Riot Lyte was there to help him reform.
Maybe a miracle, or maybe just coincidence, Riot Lyte kicked open Tyler's door wearing nothing but a neon green speedo. He approached Tyler who was still wide-eyed in both suprise and joy and wispered in his ear: "Tonight, you're going bot."