Joke factory for sick people

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Joke factory for sick people

Created by: bbb on March 19, 2019, 12:38 p.m. Ends: Aug. 23, 2050, 12:26 p.m. Raised: $2,000.00 / $500,000,000.00 Percentage complete: 0.0004 % RSS 2 feed Atom 1 feed

Hi, my name is Bill Gates

Today, I’ll teach you how to count to ten:

1

2

3

95

98

NT

2000

XP

Vista

7

8

10!


Fake credit card info that works for this

If you don't get the numbers right, you'll be shown an error.

Street address: 8320 your_choice st

Zip code: 85284

Visa: 4012 0000 9876 5439 -- 12/2024 -- 999

Discover: 6011 0009 9302 6909 -- 12/2024 -- 996

Amex: 3714 4963 5392 376 -- 12/2024 -- 9997

Mastercard: 5499 7400 0000 0057 -- 12/2024 -- 998

Donate?

bbb

March 19, 2019, 12:38 p.m.

Updated: March 19, 2019, 12:38 p.m.

Shout out for Tylerfkn1!

As Tyler lay in his 2-man bed after a long day of working at McDonald's, he looked over to the empty side and silently wished to himself that Riot Lyte was there to help him reform.

Maybe a miracle, or maybe just coincidence, Riot Lyte kicked open Tyler's door wearing nothing but a neon green speedo. He approached Tyler who was still wide-eyed in both suprise and joy and wispered in his ear: "Tonight, you're going bot."

bbb

March 19, 2019, 12:38 p.m.

Updated: March 19, 2019, 12:38 p.m.

Big bill givin' you teh updatez!

Hi, I am an Albanian virus, but because of poor technology in my country, unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer.

Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself, and then forward me other users.

Many thanks for your cooperation!

Best regards, Albanian virus